Funny congratulations mans birthday

They say a man - earner.
What he has to produce?
Only women other than his
We can safely wish!

And we have a Birthday
Giving modest pozdravok.
He haljavnyj, without a doubt,
Money I could not find!
Who wish to wealth,
He shall bring money!
They are in fact not much happens,
If you plow all year round.

Sox want clean,
T-shirts and shorts.
Days, solar, radiant,
That love has come to you!

So that in this Birthday
Huge pozdravok
From the bottom of a large planet
Fall into your hands I could.

A little trite
Birthday Party - the reason
To get closer to the man.
Women chic look -
Man he runs!

Rely on instinct -
The neckline as dynamite,
Delicious dinner - detonator
God bless him, that of the restaurant.

The best of the gifts
Negro and the Chinese will say,
This fullness in the stomach
And the emptiness of eggs!

Get up you all of the above:
You fell in love with a career!
Whether you Karlsson on the roof,
What's in the prime of the very best!

Happy birthday, man!
Hapay cash flow,
As the last beast.
Take my pozdravok!

You mean your age do not think,
Whenever possible - hide.
If you are crafty and clever
Bab grab armfuls!

You want to sing out loud
With happiness, joy and wonder.
And under the bed did not have a
Stinking piles of socks!

I wish you a nice wife
That is not a lot of money requested.
I wish the friend-old:
Men's friendship - it is force!

I wish that my pozdravok
Deeply touched,
To the day of his birth, he has helped
His eloquent syllable.

You must be strong: in the country, in the family,
In a campaign in the forest and digging in the earth.
You must be strong, kissing his wife,
Child holding, furrowing new ground!

And on your birthday you have to understand,
What is difficult in the hands of a man to keep everything.
A moment of weakness - not a strong vice!
Relax, my friend, and take pozdravok!

Wish to live well,
No problem and no worries,
To all have a stubborn
And straight men approach.

To even Birthday
The fun never ends,
Hanging with the girls hangover
Lots of noodles on the ears.

That has fallen to around your neck
My cheerful pozdravok.
Congratulations, as best I can:
From the heart, the hands, the feet of!

There is a payoff for their courage!
Being a man - hard:
So hairy chest,
Like tar covered with snow!

And socks dried up strongly,
Under the bed rested.
Who would be fed abundantly.
I'm hungry, like a boa constrictor!

Happy birthday!
You're just like me!
That there was no hangover
And your family is growing!

Congratulated the woman once the man,
Drove him to the doctor,
Checked tonsils shaved stubble,
I passed on the analysis of urine.

Food fed, and put him to sleep.
Covered him with them.
And beside him long lived,
Pleased with this fate.

And it all started with a simple greeting.
Dude, I do not like that!
Man, I congratulate you on your birthday!
And no more words.

Here it came to the scandal:
Where are you, a real man?
You, and not visible, and small.
You're in the way of new arose:

And the earrings, and rings, and hats
And the bag, and a scarf, and cream.
Wherever I look, only women!
Girly like a prison!

I want to congratulate Happy Birthday
I'm just real men!
Their mind and care praise!
Love them for no reason!


  1. author
    Valik2013-11-24

    ok

  2. author
    Anita2013-09-24

    you rock. loved congratulations to the birthday mom. thank you very much

  3. author
    Vita2013-09-01

    Thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings in their own words

  4. author
    Jen2013-08-18

    beautiful congratulations, thank you so much

  5. author
    Alan2013-07-31

    Thanks for the greetings

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