Funny congratulations for a wedding

'I Ugorazdilo
Be at the wedding with you.
You said I was my friend,
To qualify pozdravok.
I agreed, of course,
Do not give you honest.
The wedding was done on together,
How drunk do not know.
In the morning I opened the eyes ...
A bride from me!

Advice and love you today, let's say,
And note your wedding fun,
Well, the host, pour brandy
Not afraid to make it our groom,
Love is take care of you, like a jewel,
Cash in the safe so there are many,
To a massacre had quarrels,
And let them not dispute arises between you,
Who makes the garbage, only to peacefully solve,
Neighbors so that the wall you do not knock,
Excellent to make it in any matter
And many children you stork brings!

If a fight is suddenly
You, wife, take iron!
If the husband took up the vodka,
You Grasp the pan!

In the wedding day, I wish the world
That was a great apartment,
And a swarm of noisy kids
Violated always quiet!

I wish you patience,
Exorbitant fun.
Let the peace of light
Bring you pozdravok!

Wedding doves, a priest,
Vows, rings and veil,
Plump the dress price tag
And in his pockets empty.

You are no longer someone close,
A bride and groom.
Now do not have to hide,
There is an apartment for two.

Sharpen the witty
You chisel and chisel.
Waiting for relatives and you soon
Multiply, finally.

Tilly boiled dough
Groom is sitting with the bride
For them to come up at once could,
This chic pozdravok!

Honeymoon in Bali
For thrills,
And thick bags of money
For the strong relationship!

So much money was squandered,
Noces to play!
Grandma knew that the price
You want I want!

To many do not splash out
And, perhaps, make haste
You homes, factories
Wonderful children.

Let the family will help you
My pozdravok useful.
And the money we can help:
Dacha you build in time!

Well, well, well, what kind of person!
And going on rubbish!
Wish not to get drunk
The groom in a happy day!

A bride wish
Will not run away,
To her great crowd
Do not gone to search!

Wishing each other
You do not have to run like hell.
Be happy, spouses,
My take pozdravok!

On this day, a young priest at a young tweaks
That's a matter for the night - this is dreaming,
Guests each time shouting "Kiss!"
And the bride steal accepted smartly
Young, you live without worries
Every day, let your love grow stronger,
Let boat families do not ruin your life,
And rich as Rockefeller wish you to be!

We wish our young
So that together were to gray hairs,
The groom to the family supplied,
Adored his bride,
The bride is cooking soup excellent,
Its so certainly appreciated!
To get to the house of your blaring rap
Not so loud laughter died down,
Kids a basket,
That you were always happy!

Mendelssohn's marvelous march
Let now sounds so sweet!
And then - the pan, stuffing,
Garden, with parsley bed,
Curlers, socks, underwear,
Pile of trash under the bed,
Cellulitis, blues, mustache
And the pajamas closed.
Be happy, my friends,
Very sweet couple!
You are now - one family
All take into your hands!


 

  1. author
    Valik2013-11-24

    ok

  2. author
    Anita2013-09-24

    you rock. loved congratulations to the birthday mom. thank you very much

  3. author
    Vita2013-09-01

    Thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings in their own words

  4. author
    Jen2013-08-18

    beautiful congratulations, thank you so much

  5. author
    Alan2013-07-31

    Thanks for the greetings

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