Funny Happy New Year

Eh, with unprecedented tenacity
In the New Year food beckoning!
Christmas gluttony
Brings us to the grave!

Just as we do not try
Fish, meat and herring?
How can we have lunch
Under wine each, absinthe and vodka?

In the New Year Digestion
Let not worried.
If the torments of indigestion,
That is because of the food!

The snow under the Christmas tree sparkles
Many happy worries ...
Today is not a sin to get drunk
After all, today the New Year!

He will rush on the planet,
How hilarious hurricane
Bring happiness to anyone in the world,
He stuffed candy into his pocket.

All send each other
Smskoy pozdravok,
Santa Claus walks away ...
Soon set foot on the threshold!

Choose a gift I could not
On New Year to you decent.
I give willingly pozdravok,
The original, unusual.

Let Santa Claus will take you
By his hut ice,
That you bravely chopped ice
Snow White and heated home.

And that you have created a family
Give birth to a lot of kids!
Dream on! I love it
To get to the New Year, we all dreamed of!

To celebrate a holiday in peace
And under the table, not to please,
I decided to congratulate you all
And lay ahead:

I put a pillow under the table,
Blanket and mattress.
Under the table will not be bored,
Just nowhere to fall!

New Year will take place as smoothly
As I could only dream of:
No tantrums and fits.
My take pozdravok!

Here is knocking Santa Claus
In the New Year's Eve.
If only he brought tea
Or something stronger ...

He, poor man, came
Pipes and chimneys.
Quickly exhausted
By bad weather.

He brought a big bag,
You're a little confused.
For you only pozdravok,
Gubeshki roll up!

Before the New Year - last push:
Dressed up Christmas tree, gifts bags.
In the card with money is pozdravok.
The faces of people a lot of happiness and light.

And sometimes I'm just a little sad:
No woman next to me so lonely!
Snow Doll under the Christmas tree to his pulled,
That was not sad, and she inadvertently.

In the new year the same faces,
The same drunken Santa Claus.
With sorrow want to get drunk
And naplakali sea of ​​tears.

The same herring under a fur coat of the same,
The same boring pozdravok
I do not want to sound rude,
I came upon the words in the verse!

So for a change
Let me, so be it,
A small ugliness
From Santa Claus to make.

I pozdravok you read!
And I sincerely wish
On this bright New Year,
To live like a rabbit or a cat!
As you know, the crawl is not stupid,
He does not like soup and soup,
A "cabbage" loves it -
That's it to you a million!
As the cats to eat fish
Meat, caviar
And for that, what would it come to pass,
I raise my glass!

Nearing a wonderful holiday!
We wish in the New Year
To Santa Claus to you sober
Knocked at the door!

Or the door bell rang,
Or a loud knock on the window ...
We wish, that success
This holiday anyway!

To a large table groaning
From the food and all sorts of benefits
To view sparkled with happiness
And do not tormented othodnyak!

He has never understood
The person in this world:
How to climb in one bag
All gifts on the planet!

Santa Claus, however, are many:
Santa Claus, Yolopuki ...
But they have one way -
Bring gifts in his hands!

In the chimney heroically climbs,
Or the window, Or knocking at the door.
Happy New Year people dream,
So soon it will come running!


 

  1. author
    Valik2013-11-24

    ok

  2. author
    Anita2013-09-24

    you rock. loved congratulations to the birthday mom. thank you very much

  3. author
    Vita2013-09-01

    Thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings in their own words

  4. author
    Jen2013-08-18

    beautiful congratulations, thank you so much

  5. author
    Alan2013-07-31

    Thanks for the greetings

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