Funny birthday greetings friend

Although we are best friends,
But I will say gently:
All tearful service
I provide fee:

Sympathize, cry
And watch some TV ...
Oh, what the account boy
Disappears like a ghost?

Happy birthday congratulations,
Give your attention ...
Shame and conscience I will leave
Without much suffering.

Friend you could wish for
Love for my birthday!
I save it ready
And listen to oblivion!

And with it I'm ready to be friends,
While not kick in.
I'm ready to beat her.
Kohl one we fell in love.

In his old age
We do quarrel
And at the end of gray days
We stick to wave!

I have a girlfriend his precious,
Unleash, I will put on a stake!
I teach her school invaluable.
I'm with her for many years, make friends!

Her birthday is approaching.
Oh, like a death bell ...
I'll give you, if you like,
Mocking his pozdravok!

I wish to ride a Ferrari,
Do not know the concerns and needs,
To give money men
On a bunch of different crap!

Still wish to Birthday
Beautiful dresses and perfumes,
Not a very strong hangover
But it is very powerful suitors.

My pozdravok accept, girlfriend!
He told me from the heart.
We can not live without each other,
All our gossip - good!

You want to be beautiful,
But it is not prettier than me!
Do not flaunt a luxurious mane -
To cut off all the hair to the dogs!

Still wish to Birthday
You break all the nails.
And the problems with digestion -
Drink more, eat less!

I am a very good friend.
Let my sarcastic style ...
But what we do without each other?
Take you silently pozdravok!

I wish to pass along to us
Challenges and adversity.
Crossed paths so
All life years.

I can not witty
I tell you, my friend,
Though behind his back, at least in the face,
Without flattery, without fear.

And the birthday wish
I want the good and peace,
That gave me you sleep
And the night did not call!

Happy birthday, dear,
I've known you for many years.
You're a scientist,
You give all the answers.

- Why he has not called me?
- Because he's a fool!
- Why in the movie is not driving?
- Because it is not a daredevil!

- Pro anniversary he forgot.
- Pull over quickly to his apartment!
- Yesterday, my coat presented.
- Yes, this is the best guy in the world!

Love you my friend,
Often come to visit us.
Of course, we listen to each other
And men to grind the bones

I wish you a mink coat,
See Rome, Paris and Cuba.
Sea of ​​diamonds and diamond
The groom gave at once!

I wish the class parties,
Become a fan of blondes
Where honor is not the mind, and the beauty
And the Hollywood dream!

What else to wish her friend?
Love to the grave, and for ever,
With you, with a decrepit old woman
So that was a loved one!

You has made up eyelashes
Bright lips brought.
You fluttered like a bird
Without a single wing.

You might even flew,
If you give a kick!
On the birthday you want
Call from a loved one.

I wish you love,
Get married exactly on time.
Do not hurt, just know
My cheerful pozdravok!

I wish her lips pumped up
And the breast, since possible.
I wish to become a baba cool,
But be careful:

I can not outshine you,
And if suddenly you can,
You can not walk properly -
Broken legs, too!

And Birthday anyway
I'll be frank.
I was not anger - take a log,
Spank wonderfully!

  1. author
    Valik2013-11-24

    ok

  2. author
    Anita2013-09-24

    you rock. loved congratulations to the birthday mom. thank you very much

  3. author
    Vita2013-09-01

    Thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings in their own words

  4. author
    Jen2013-08-18

    beautiful congratulations, thank you so much

  5. author
    Alan2013-07-31

    Thanks for the greetings

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