Funny congratulations to his wife on his birthday

Curlers you clocked,
Many eyes on the forehead gaze!
Struck by the beauty of all,
And especially me!

Happy birthday, dear
And beloved wife!
Wish you happiness,
I drink red wine!

Kiss cut,
Sell ​​a single flower.
I want to be always with you;
Take my pozdravok!

What to give to his wife?
The costume is beautiful Eve?
Spirits of the box? Necklace
Queen of England?
I lay at her feet
A bunch of bills.
And it will offer hands
Massage and manicure.
In honor of her beauty face
Presented boutique.
Yes bypass my muscle
Eye twitching.
I do not feel sorry for her vision.
Agree to anything. Happy Birthday!

I wish my wife on her birthday
Health, love and, of course, patience:
On the table to cook, wash the dishes,
Guests take a rabid, food,
Pat the shirt to work for me:
And the feast of the wife in all the affairs and concerns!
Kohl's conscience was used, I certainly helped ...
And as it turns a miser pozdravok!

Clocked curlers
Put on a new dress.
Congratulations bright wait,
Today you are the queen!

The birthday girl, my
Just wifey dear!
Let go of me-ka you,
My friends and I pobuhat!

I'll be back, of course, in the period:
In the morning we meet with you!
Sell ​​your pozdravok,
Kisses will cover!

I brought you a gift,
But no coat, no ring.
And not from a candle candle,
And not a bunch of cucumbers.

All that beloved little wife
In Birthday able to do -
It is a small, beautiful,
Romantic pozdravok!

For me not to be offended,
Do not cry in frustration.
You're a beautiful stay
And I always love!

Burn, burn my star
And do, please do not GASN.
Shine, shine always, always,
There is no one more beautiful than you.

Love me like a cat, "Whiskas"
And the dog likes to "Chappy".
But otherwise, do not be a pussy
And that is true native father.

Star dreams, in a moment of rapture
Summoning aunt Muse,
I congratulate you on your birthday!
And many years of our union.

Long thought, as in delirium:
Gifts pan!
You then I will drive a bullet.
It is better to sell the pot!

No! Pan is not necessary -
You're in the kitchen mistress,
Do you pans as follows:
The whole box and loft!

Well then on Birthday
Gifts poem!
Composed as he could
Pozdravok your heart!

You have absolutely devoured:
This and that - it's not that!
You're one sick
There was a mess in the apartment:

A lot of debris, stagnation,
Like a collapsed earth!
But you lay at rest
Do not touch me!

In Birthday, hoping
Health could wish!
I did not drink as before,
After reading this pozdravok!

Honey, less hassle
Wishing you a birthday!
You manage to dig up the garden,
All guests provide fun,
The most delicious food to feed,
Our kids to read a book
And for all the dishes to wash -
Neither a moment to take a breath!
Here's a fun and hubbub broke off
Guests of the house and the kids are asleep.
Take from me pozdravok,
And in the morning get up again for the pan!

My sun, swallow, fish,
Ray of dawn, a flashlight at night.
Your smile is as mysterious,
After all dreams come true today:
Cake with a candle and melting cream
In cellophane bouquet on the table,
Well, then clearly the scheme -
You have to wash the dishes.


  1. author
    Valik2013-11-24

    ok

  2. author
    Anita2013-09-24

    you rock. loved congratulations to the birthday mom. thank you very much

  3. author
    Vita2013-09-01

    Thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings in their own words

  4. author
    Jen2013-08-18

    beautiful congratulations, thank you so much

  5. author
    Alan2013-07-31

    Thanks for the greetings

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