Funny congratulations to a friend

Never did I leave
A childhood friend of mine.
The golden mean
In the argument I chose a long time.

If he knocks a shovel,
I'll hammer back.
If he rygnet il puknet -
I do not keep, no!

Happy birthday congratulations!
A friend helped me many times.
I wish him well,
I send from the heart pozdravok!

There is not a bald spot, no gray hair,
This means that you can be proud of themselves.
So you can revive old,
Arguing that there is no antiquity.

Happy birthday to congratulate you
I want to like my friend, a brother,
You're not happy with me in congratulating ...
Too many friends know.

How many times did you do push-ups,
Is there a sock full of holes in the cabinet ...
Do not be afraid, take pozdravok
And leave the girls to show off!

Thank my lucky stars that I met you -
Good people still wears earth.
You're on your birthday accept pozdravok.
About the best friend I could not forget!

You wish dream car
And a yacht at sea: you dreamed about it!
Still wish his wife and children
And a lot of fun and true friends!

Happy birthday, buddy!
You - saving the boat.
I'm not afraid of no wild boar,
Neither bear nor evil vodka ...

If you are in the world,
A lot of women and mood,
Are scattered everywhere Ponte,
You can celebrate a birthday!

Awkward pozdravok
Let not the least bit embarrassed.
I congratulated exactly on time -
Few well wishes!

At the school together in the garden,
And booze, and a construction battalion,
And for the women, and to the south:
You - my most faithful friend!

As Birthday gifts
His fraternal soul!
You're a breath of bread wine,
My reading pozdravok!

On the birthday of a friend I wish I
Excavating money row
And find a young wife,
With her find peace and love!

Let sounds so simple and obvious,
But the heart is pozdravok.
You and I will fill ourselves with scandalous
Nadorvem navel of fun!

My friend, you are the strong, brave,
Especially when cats
Rides loud Avenue
And running on distillate home.

I wish you only happiness,
Abrupt turn of life.
Assume that you will avoid unhappiness
Let it be a small beer belly.

I wish you, my friend, this day of birth
Fun rapid, obscene.
To hear congratulations from neighbors,
So no complaints to the police.

To gave no screwdriver drill,
A fishing pole, double tent.
That your life was uneventful,
With the green light and the road smooth.

I'm your best friend on his birthday
I wish a lot of women and fun
And drinking strong and zhrachki from the belly,
The family was not so heavy a burden.

I was able to collect the wishes together.
You think exactly: what a beast!
I'm sorry, but I could not think of a better,
Accept with gratitude my pozdravok!

As a child, were machines
And cars, and pirates.
Hide and Seek, race, chase,
Running and swimming, and tig!

And now we are all great:
Very bald, gray ...
Birthday wish to
Childhood friend of repetition:
No brains to ride a roller coaster,
Fight like evil orcs.
And clamor excitedly,
Who is the fool and who is cool!


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