Congratulations Moms Funny

I prsnulsya early today
After all, today is a holiday mom
I congratulate my mother first,
Feed the cat canned food,
Bring flowers from the garden,
They will be happy to Mom,
I'll get put in a vase,
They will notice, but not immediately,
I'll clean the house quickly
Mom wakes up in the house clean,
I hear the alarm clock rings,
I opened the refrigerator,
Everyone prepare sandwiches
My mother knows I'm not a quitter,
Here, I ran to congratulate my mother,
Mom with a holiday you.

Mom sleeps, and we little brother
Writing mom pozdravok.
I'm drawing on the wallpaper
Brother pulls a hammer.

Was nailed to the cabinet card,
But quietly, without interfering.
Dorisuem mom eyebrows
Sleep mamulka, sleep darling.

Of earrings can be made
The decoration on the pot.
Passport to hide under the sofa,
So no one dragged.

To make it more light
Tulle can be shortened
And from his mother's dress
Cloth can make.

That's forces at the end,
The Painted ceiling,
The main thing is not to forget
Papin hide strap!

Our mother was a miracle
Mom loved, adored,
So mom woke up,
Mom! Mom! Congratulations!

Early in the morning under the pillow
Dad whispered to me in the ear,
What holiday today moms
So said, and ran off.

I thought, what about,
What should I give my mom?
The bear does not have legs,
And anyway, he toed.

Do not machine steering,
I broke off his vain.
Time is already underway,
Mom calls me.

Well, now I go,
Kiss hug,
And I say that very
Mama, I love you!

From the son of
Today is a holiday, mother's day!
And I'm trying, I'm not lazy!
I removed the book from the table!
Though he was yesterday and scattered!

He collected toys, wiped the dust.
All this is true, not profit!
I have a real son, not a stump!
Well today, a holiday! Mother's Day!

And somehow it came out by itself,
I made a rubbish I - Hero!
I'll go now, buy flowers!
To my mother, I love her!

Tell me, my mother, a good son,
Do you remember those bright days,
When, as a man, I'm at the store
Lying under the Christmas tree lights?

Forgive me, my mother, a good son,
I was back home.
After all, I like aspen, after shaking gin
Yet you do not someone else ...

Mom, happy holiday, dear!
Most of all I love you!
On the day of the autumn wish
Bright fire in the stove,
Tasty pies and bread,
The house is perfectly clean,
And the cloudless sky,
Sun clearly as you!
Only now does, Mommy
I can not wish for
To the obedient sonny
You managed to bring up!

Mother's Day is time
Handing out medals
To all those who from night to morning
It has long been unable to sleep.

First, simply because
What toddler does not sleep:
Then give him milk,
That neck hurts!

And then the mother waits
With the party kid.
He may be a drunk crawling,
In the pockets - a penny!

We grow older, aging mother.
Heat it to Me!
We would like to wish all mothers
Patience and love!

I wish my mom,
A lot of gifts from friends.
Let the cake and bring to tea,
And Maserati or notebook.

It will not hurt and iPhone,
Well, or a million of money.
The smiles they shall take with them
And it will be a holiday plague.

And to remember this day,
A kind of exclusive,
Let screen President
Send a hearty compliment.

Only my mother will regret
And to kiss her breasts,
Ogreet hurt rags,
If the school does not go!

Chew, since the bride
Not a good find.
And put you on the spot,
If drunk in the house come!

Let the pope as a child beating -
To put it in his youth to live!
The one that gave birth to us,
We will forever love!

Tomorrow the whole day, from dawn to dusk,
Will celebrate Mother's Day!
My whole family together for a visit leave
And the holiday, we'll wait at a party ...


 

  1. author
    Valik2013-11-24

    ok

  2. author
    Anita2013-09-24

    you rock. loved congratulations to the birthday mom. thank you very much

  3. author
    Vita2013-09-01

    Thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings in their own words

  4. author
    Jen2013-08-18

    beautiful congratulations, thank you so much

  5. author
    Alan2013-07-31

    Thanks for the greetings

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