Funny congratulations on Valentines Day

Ah, Valentine's Day!
I'll cry the whole year,
Kohl no cattle in the world
I will not send a valentine.

I love all the spit in his face,
'll Get a powerful shotgun.
Not survive in battle, it seems,
Today, not a single man!

And so, let me congratulate all of you!
Love huge wish
I can not leave the phone ...
Call me, I'll be waiting!

Valentine, let this holiday
I'm a little bit lucky.
Although some roughneck
Let him send a valentine!

Killing him will not,
And tease and scold.
Just stop to think,
What do I not see happiness!

All I congratulate on the holiday,
Who could believe in happiness.
I send love to all
His magic pozdravok!

Insolent cupids:
All day scurrying around.
Suddenly began to play hormones -
Live quietly not give!

Valentine cards I send,
All torment in full.
Spare yourself from boredom,
I love very much needed!

You fulfill the desires -
I send pozdravok.
Otherwise, without attention
I will climb to the ceiling.

Love - in the stomach and blood!
I dream to be so loved.
But my days expire,
A boom all pass by.

In a wonderful holiday - in the heart of the jingle:
Again, I hope for a miracle!
Tell the Angry Cupid:
I'll be lucky this time?

Or anyone my pozdravok
In the day of love has not attracted?
Fool curly, how could you
Again an arrow to miss?

Waiting for me, fool, Valentik.
Bitten elbows all!
Well, at least lousy picture
You have come to the feast to me.

Pozdravok though useless,
Although some pozdravok
Will never be over ...
If you could not believe!

Only you - just like a beast,
As the most recent goof.
Happy Valentine's Day!
May you, damned, dead!

I'm unhappy with mine:
Approach does not make up your mind - to kill you!
I curse forever Valentine
During his unfortunate fate.

Did not send a holiday card,
Even the simplest pozdravok!
Dandelions il Daisy
Or pressed flower in the summer!

Love is breathing air,
Each flower.
And every nerve writes
Pozdravok favorite.

Valentine's Day
I will curse.
I'm no beast
Can not write

To the grave - a test:
Without a deep sense to me
Linger
Will have on the ground.

Zadolbali cupids,
Toss arrows in all directions.
Put stringent barriers:
Do not drive us ever.

But I'm not discouraged,
My throat is a lump.
Send valentine -
My love pozdravok!

Anyway, we'll be together
Cupid I kill.
I have it in a fit of revenge
Straight arrow, stab!

Love missed the putt?
Knockout was powerful?
Then hurry to shop
See a beautiful display case.
And best of a visit hither,
Pour a cup of boiling water,
Quickly brew the tea sweet,
And read his pozdravok:
You appetizing as steak!
Tempting as a passionate sex!
With a twist like a delicious cake!
Ever want - a jerk!

Outside the window - and the severe cold winter ...
How can I, my dear, to prove
What do you want me too,
To warm the body?

Happy Valentine's Day!
I wait for you, do not wait,
Otherwise, I Chill
And turn into an icicle!

Will not stop calling you,
Because I love you so much,
'll Get that out of the ground,
Even in the chain zakuyu!


 

  1. author
    Valik2013-11-24

    ok

  2. author
    Anita2013-09-24

    you rock. loved congratulations to the birthday mom. thank you very much

  3. author
    Vita2013-09-01

    Thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings in their own words

  4. author
    Jen2013-08-18

    beautiful congratulations, thank you so much

  5. author
    Alan2013-07-31

    Thanks for the greetings

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